Funny Nicknames for Someone Who Is Always Late

Looking for funny nicknames for someone who is always late? Whether it’s a friend, coworker, or that one family member who never shows up on time, these hilarious and creative nicknames are perfect for keeping things light while calling out their tardiness.

Top Funny Nicknames for the Chronically Late

• Captain Tardy – Leading the ship of lateness.
• Latezilla – Always stomping in 30 minutes after everyone else.
• Slowpoke Supreme – The royalty of running behind.
• Time Traveler – Always stuck in the past.
• Alarm Clock Assassin – No alarm survives.
• Sir Shows-Up-Eventually – A knight in dragging armor.
• The Delay Lama – Spiritual master of lateness.
• Tardy B – Drops beats late… and shows up later.
• Procrastinathan – If his name is Nathan, even better.
• The Snooze King/Queen – Snoozes so much, it’s a lifestyle.

Pop Culture-Inspired Nicknames

• Gandalf the Greyhound – “A wizard is never late,” except this one is.
• Flash Slowson – The slowest speedster in town.
• Yawn Solo – Always arriving fashionably late… in space.
• Indiana Waits – Forever on an adventure that delays him.
• Darth Later – May the delay be with you.

Office-Friendly Nicknames

• Meeting Miss-er – Never caught in a boring conference.
• Clock-Out-in – Shows up when everyone else leaves.
• Out of Office – Even when technically “in.”
• Lagzilla – Brings lag to the workplace like a monster.

When You Want to Be Subtle… But Not Really

• Fashionably Delayed – Always dressed, never on time.
• Traffic Tester – Apparently always “stuck in traffic.”
• Schedule Challenger – Time is merely a suggestion.
• Plan B – Because you always need one for them.
• Five-Minute Fairy – “I’m five minutes away!”

FAQ

What’s a funny nickname for a friend who is always late?

Try “Captain Tardy” or “Tardy B” for a fun and lighthearted name.

Are these nicknames good for group chats?

Absolutely! These names are perfect for group chats, especially when labeling the perpetually late friend.

Can I use these nicknames in the workplace?

Yes, as long as it’s in a friendly, non-offensive tone and your workplace environment is casual enough to allow it.

What’s a subtle nickname that still calls someone out?

“Fashionably Delayed” or “Schedule Challenger” are great subtle-yet-humorous options.